galaxys4: son… we looked on your computer when you were at school and found your porn folder. we need to talk. YOOOOO THOSE WOMEN WERE FINE AS HELL MY MAN U GOT GREAT TASTE, but we also found your anime folder. elfen lied? are you kidding me? you’re grounded
Spend a little more time trying to make something of yourself & a little...– The Breakfast Club (1985)
Bella: You're a...vampire.
Edward: bitch i might be
best-of-funny: fredweasley: imaslytherinbitch: you know what’s the most unrealistic thing about harry potter who the fuck gets 37 presents for birthday from their parents i know right i always get 38 X
yellfang: party-at-the-tardis: shavingryansprivates: why the fuck is every nursery rhyme about people dying the london bridge is falling down and probably crushing pedestrians ring around the rosie pockets full of posie ashes ashes we all get obliterated by the black plague it’s raining it’s pouring the old man is snoring he bumped his head and fucking died and fucking died humpty...
gossipgran: i hit rock bottom like every 2 weeks